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BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	95	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Crops Grown:	9433

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Animals Bred:	167	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Potions Brewed:	99	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6343	Farms Harvested:	586
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7824
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

Players:	98/400	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	624
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2