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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	4760	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
New Chunks Explored:	591913	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Animals Bred:	63
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1154	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	6829
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8553	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Void Gems Collected:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Votes:	340
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8735	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1171	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	777	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com