Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	214
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	78	Towns Built:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7158	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6403
Farms Harvested:	747	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	1386	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	760846
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6056	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	New Chunks Explored:	89411
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Emeralds Found:	4515

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3368	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1079
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ores Mined:	9845
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9476
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crops Grown:	3563	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	430
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	124
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Astral Projections Made:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com