Canadian Bacon | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	2968
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	568780	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Emeralds Found:	3433	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1344
Ores Mined:	9058	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	9464
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Star Shards Collected:	58
Zombie Dances:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1401	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Votes:	2699

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	65	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Emeralds Found:	6609
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	145
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	277	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	137	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	589
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

Players:	92/200	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0