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DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1078	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6747	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Potions Brewed:	79
Dimension Hops:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchantments Applied:	262

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Void Armor Forged:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Animals Bred:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
New Chunks Explored:	295294	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3658
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Votes:	8720	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

Players:	110/600	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	515	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13