Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no camping trips with your wife’s flirtatious friends will ever happen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no drama!

We understand the struggle of not wanting your wife to go camping with her two guy friends who can’t keep their eyes off her blocky body. That’s why on our server, the only flirting will be with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t be torn between trusting your wife and feeling uncomfortable, join our server where you can trust that no one will be pitching any tents except for their Minecraft shelters. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any real-life relationship drama!

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding lava pits. No assholes allowed, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Magic Items Found: 3041 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY