CampCraft: Minecraft Server

Boundaries, campcraft, camping trip, Communication, compromise, Conflict, discomfort, emotional boundaries, INDEPENDENCE, Insecurity, Jealousy, male friends, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Minecraft, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, Server, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	707658
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Votes:	4957	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no camping trips with your wife’s flirtatious friends will ever happen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no drama!

We understand the struggle of not wanting your wife to go camping with her two guy friends who can’t keep their eyes off her blocky body. That’s why on our server, the only flirting will be with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t be torn between trusting your wife and feeling uncomfortable, join our server where you can trust that no one will be pitching any tents except for their Minecraft shelters. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any real-life relationship drama!

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding lava pits. No assholes allowed, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	5195
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	3449
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crops Grown:	2122
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2428	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	182	Farms Harvested:	713
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?