Camp SwiftCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

**Welcome to Camp SwiftCraft!** This is a community based Minecraft server, where all players extend the main town by building their own bases, shops, trade posts, and whatever they think is fit as an extension to the main town. We have a unique “chapters” system where we will start with a specific world border and have it increase as the town expand. This increase will happen based on preferences of the camp members during every month’s campfire meeting. Note that border can only increase if the previous increase was 1 months or earlier. Every increase of world border will increase the chapter number.

Every month, we will host a campfire meeting where we will discuss matters related to the camp, and we will occasionally have challenges in store for the members! We will also have camp occupations, where campers can sign up for jobs that they can work at. These jobs are all aimed to make the camp a better place! Example of these are: Police Department – Catches rule breakers and jails them, Town Designers – fitting non-user builds to holiday themes. **Vote** Receive 1 diamond everyday for voting!

camp.swiftcraft.net

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Buildings Constructed:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ores Mined:	9342	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	101	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Crops Grown:	7191	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7428	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Void Gems Collected:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6805	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	95
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Towns Built:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!