CalorieKingMinecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Runes Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4900	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4072
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	131	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Farms Harvested:	527

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	79	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Towns Built:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Votes:	9763	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

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Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	6884	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dimension Hops:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	104
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2067	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Potions Brewed:	99	Alien Abductions:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

Players:	90/900	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	8848
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4