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Ink City Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, tattoos are as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us and show off your inked-up avatar as you battle it out with other players in epic tattoo showdowns. From tribal designs to full-on sleeves, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why settle for plain old Steve or Alex when you can be a badass tattooed warrior in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and let your inked imagination run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that you must kiss your homies before logging off! That’s right, show your love for your fellow players in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky server where anything is possible, from kissing your homies to battling chickens and boogieing down in the underground disco. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	169	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be invisible for a day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience just that! Join us and become a master of stealth and mischief as you sneak up on your friends and pull hilarious pranks without them ever knowing it was you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold epic dance parties every night. Imagine grooving to the beat with a group of party-loving pigs and funky chickens – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	712	Zombie Dances:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1911
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CretanCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

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come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Farms Harvested:	938
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5633
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6344	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27