CalorieCraft: GF Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Calorie Counting, CalorieCraft, Communication, dieting, Edition, emotional eating, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, meal planning, nutrition, portion control, relationship advice, self esteem, Support, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Towns Built:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5141	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BinLadensCraft

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So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	133731

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Potions Brewed:	192
Farms Harvested:	872	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mines Excavated:	2750
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crops Grown:	8566
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!