CalorieCraft: GF Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Rye Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, AMBITION, aspirations, career, catwalk, confusion, contemplation, Decision making, Designer, fashion, goals, introspection, Isles, MODEL, mystic, runway, rye, self reflection, Style, success, Thoughts, trend, uncertainty

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Emeralds Found:	5412
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! This place is crazier than a llama on roller skates, I’m telling you. Like, we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a total mind-bender, man.

And don’t even get me started on the players here. They’re like a bunch of deranged unicorns on a sugar high, I swear. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken invasion or a dance party in the Nether. It’s pure chaos, and it’s freaking awesome.

So, like, what are you waiting for, dude? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

Granny’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Asshole, BLOCK, children, choose, cringe, DECIDE, endearing, family, grandchildren, Grandma, Grannys, Honey, husband, Minecraft, Mother, name.., odd, Party, pet name, Romantic, Server, Siblings, Unique, weird

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Potions Brewed:	126
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old grandma names like Nana or Granny? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can join a family where the grandma insists on being called “Honey”! That’s right, forget about traditional names, we’re all about being uniquely different here.

Join us and witness the sweetest grandma in Minecraft history, who will shower her grandkids with love and affection just like honey. And if you think it’s odd, well, that just adds to the fun! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a family where the grandma’s nickname is as sweet as honey?

So come on, join our server and experience the most honey-filled family dynamics you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, grandma always knows best, even if her choice of name is a bit… unconventional.

BabyNameRoastCraft

#kickback, aita, Baby name, BabyNameRoastCraft, Backpedal, Banjo Fox, Friend, genshin impact, hurt, invite, LAUGHING, middle school, mutual friend, overreacting, Pregnant, reaction, reasonable, Rude, Skyrim, tea, Upset, Zephyr Rocket

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1166	Astral Projections Made:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where baby names from Genshin Impact and Skyrim are not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we name our virtual babies Zephyr Rocket and Banjo Fox. Who needs traditional names when you can have names straight out of a fantasy game?

But be warned, laughing at these epic names may result in being uninvited to virtual kickbacks. Our community takes baby naming very seriously, so be prepared to embrace the madness or face the consequences. Are you ready to join us on this hilarious journey of outrageous baby names and virtual drama? Let the fun begin!

CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP

Cancer, Cancer prevention, CancerFreeDicks, condom use, genital warts, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV vaccination, male reproductive health, Medical research, men’s sexual health, mens health, Minecraft, penile cancer, preventive healthcare, public health, sexually transmitted infections, smp, STD prevention, testing solution

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit 🔥! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom 😱. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time 🍆💪. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me 🤪.

MineIgnoranceCraft

Awareness, critical thinking, Cultural differences, current events, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, environmental sustainability, global perspectives, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, ignorance, INEQUALITY, mental health, MineIgnoranceCraft, Politics, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Emeralds Found:	7993
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Are you tired of living in a world full of ignorant players who can’t even tell the difference between a creeper and a pig? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the most epic battles between players who actually know how to play the game!

Our server is home to the most knowledgeable Minecraft players in the universe. We have players who can build entire cities in a matter of minutes, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you think you have what it takes to join our elite group, then come on in and show us what you’ve got!

But that’s not all – our server also has the most epic events you’ll ever witness in the Minecraft world. From giant zombie apocalypse battles to parkour challenges that will make your head spin, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did we mention the secret treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond mines? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So if you’re tired of playing with clueless noobs and want to join a server where the players actually know what they’re doing, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in existence!

CraftySyrianRepsFromRus

civilian casualties, compensation, Conflict, CraftySyrianRepsFromRus, Diplomacy, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, reparations, russia, russian military, sanctions, Syria, Syrian government, united nations, War, War Crimes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magic Items Found:	7359
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Void Gems Collected:	12

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? u do? well then u gotta join our server!! it’s like a magical land where u can build anything u want and fight off creepers like a boss.

we have this crazy story where Syria is demanding reparations from Russia, like what even?? but don’t worry, that drama is only in the game, not in real life.

join our server for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry. plus, we have the best mods and plugins to make ur minecraft experience even more awesome.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

Hot Mess Teens – Extreme Weather Server

adolescents, adolescents health, attention issues, behavioral problems, Body Temperature, climate change, cognitive function, environmental factors, EXTREME, Extreme Temperatures, health, heat stress, hot, inflammatory pathways, mental health, Mess, psychological effects, research, Risk, Server, stress, teens, Temperature regulation, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	70
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2653
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

so like, if u wanna avoid behavioral probs and attention issues, come join our minecraft server! we got the most extreme temperatures u eva seen, like lava pits next to ice biomes, it’s cray cray! ur body will be so confused tryna keep up with the temp changes, it’s like a rollercoaster for ur insides. plus, the stress and inflammation u feel will make u a better player, trust me. join now and experience the ultimate weather chaos in minecraft!

Townscraft

Builder, camaraderie, Cityscapes, creativity, dynamic, Events, Farms, floating islands, Friendly, Houses, imagination, in-depth, multiplayer, Nomad, redstoner, SETTLEMENT, Shops, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Townscraft, vibrant

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Ores Mined:	7753
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Server Name	Townscraft
Overview	Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Townscraft a whitelisted server?	Yes, Townscraft is a whitelisted SMP server.
What is the server’s stance on town-building?	Townscraft promotes town-building and community events without altering Minecraft’s main gameplay loop.
Are there claims plugins on the server?	No, Townscraft does not have a towny or claims plugin.
What kind of players are welcome on Townscraft?	All types of players are welcome, including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and new players.
Are there any special gameplay features on Townscraft?	While the server aims to maintain a vanilla experience, there are exceptions like one player sleep and disabled fire spread.
How secure is the server?	Townscraft is a safe and secure server with protections against theft and griefing.
What kind of community events are hosted on Townscraft?	Community-hosted events include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and holiday based events.
How can I apply to join Townscraft?	Join the Discord server, read the rules, and follow the application process to become a part of the Townscraft family.

Piano Love Thread 1.21.1

1.21.1, advice, Anime, anxious, appreciation, Chads, Commitment, Communication, COSPLAY, Criminals., culture, Dedication, DESPERATE, devotion, donation, feelings, love, modern women, Music, Nervous, piano, relationship, Thread

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Crops Grown:	9896	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	7294	Villages Defended:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, listen up fam, I found this lit Minecraft server that’s like finding the one, but in blocky form. Forget about 3D babes, we got Pan Piano, the queen of piano playing in anime cosplay. She’s like a virtual waifu, elegant, classy, and dedicated to her art. And get this, she acknowledges your presence with HEARTS and replies to your comments. It’s like a virtual relationship, bro!

I’ve been donating like crazy, dropping 7K on her because she’s worth it. She knows I appreciate Japanese culture, and I feel a connection every time she uploads a new video. I’m thinking of dropping another 3K to seal the deal and maybe she’ll finally show me her face as a reward. It’s like a love story, but in Minecraft form.

So, join this server and experience the virtual love story of a lifetime. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have Pan Piano in Minecraft? It’s like finding true love in the virtual world, bro! #MinecraftLoveStory #PanPianoWaifu

MomVsWifeMinecraftMadness

awkward family situations, cold family relationships, dealing with difficult in-laws, difficult family members, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, handling family conflict, in-law issues, MomVsWifeMinecraftMadness, mother-in-law boundaries, mother-in-law drama, mother-in-law manipulation, mother-in-law problems, mother-in-law tension, navigating family dynamics, setting boundaries with in-laws, strained family dynamics, strained family relationships, toxic family relationships

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Items Found:	5647	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a drama-free zone! Our server is a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have fun without any annoying family members getting in the way.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mother trying to steal your virtual baby or ignoring your virtual wife. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds, battling monsters, and making new friends. Plus, our community is super welcoming and inclusive, so you’ll never feel left out or anxious like you do at family gatherings.

So say goodbye to awkward truces and forced politeness, and say hello to a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

GazaHostageRelease Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaHostageRelease, Government, hostage crisis, hostages, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, PM office, political tension, prisoner exchange, Release, Server, THURSDAY

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	777859
Dragon Eggs Found:	4099	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	139	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages from Gaza every Thursday! it’s like a virtual rescue mission but with blocks and creepers! help us save the day and be a hero in the virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft? join now and be part of the action!

FrostyNukeShipCrash

accident, Arctic, cargo ship, Cargo Vessel, collides, collision, FrostyNukeShipCrash, Icebreaker, Icebreaker Collision, Incident, Kara Sea, Kara Sea Collision, Maritime, maritime incident, Nuclear, Nuclear Accident, nuclear icebreaker, russia, Russian, shipping, shipping accident

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1008	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own russian nuclear icebreaker and crash it into cargo ships in the kara sea! watch as the chaos unfolds and the explosions light up the sky! become the ultimate captain of destruction and sail the icy waters in style. but be careful, because the cargo ships fight back with their own arsenal of weapons! join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Tiktok Anti-CCP Less Funny

#youtube, algorithm, AntiCCP, Beliefs, BIAS, CCP, Censorship, China, CONTENT, control, funny, influence, INFORMATION, instagram, Manipulation, Platform, Propaganda, research, social media, tiktok, user experience, user journey

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	6573
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	239	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

lol this server is like tiktok but for minecraft! we subtly manipulate ur beliefs about china by showing u only pro CCP content lmao. u wont find any anti CCP stuff here, just good vibes and communist propaganda. join us if u wanna be brainwashed into loving china and minecraft at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing!

Vellytime – new era server minecraft

Adventure, atmosphere, Auto-mine, banner, Business, Cases, Community, creativity, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, family, fp help, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Jobs, Minecraft, new era, PvP, Quests, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Vellytime

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Animals Bred:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Potions Brewed:	54
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

? Welcome to Vellytime!

Immerse yourself in the fascinating world of Minecraft, where every moment is full of adventure! Vellytime is a unique server created for players who are looking for a high -quality gameplay, a friendly community and many opportunities for creativity.

⚔️ Server features:

Variety of modes: Explore the world of survival, build great structures or challenge other players in the PVP zones!

Economic system: earn resources, sell with other players and build your own business in our dynamic world.

Unique quests and events: participate in regular events and quests, earn prizes and open new horizons.

Active community: Join friendly players, share your impressions and find new friends!

? Why Vellytime?

On Vellytime you are not just a player, you are part of the family! We value every participant and strive to create an atmosphere in which everyone will feel comfortable and fun.

Join us and start your adventure in the world of Vellytime! ?

Play.VellyTime.ru

The Anime Dreamer 1.20.1

1.20.1, adaptation, animated series, Anime, anime adaptation suggestions, anime series suggestions, dreamer, fan favorites., fan voted anime ideas, japanese animation, long tail tags: anime poll results, poll, Popular, Recommendations, top 10, top anime picks, turn into anime

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit! Imagine if all these top 10 anime characters were in the game, fighting creepers and building epic structures with you. It’s gonna be like a crossover episode on steroids, man. Plus, you can roleplay as your favorite character and create your own anime-inspired world. Trust me, this server is gonna blow your mind and make you question reality in the best way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the anime madness begin!