Calorie Cut Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/100	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/400	Votes:	1592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	204	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1457
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	5997
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	New Chunks Explored:	531670
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/200	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	269	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/800	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	45041	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	265	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	687	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

Players:	105/200	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Emeralds Found:	3839
Crops Grown:	4225	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3