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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Void Gems Collected: 23
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 10
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Astral Projections Made: 1 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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