CalmCraft SMP

ambient noise, asmr, birds chirping, Calm, CalmCraft, gentle rain, meditation, mental clarity, mindfulness, nature sounds, Ocean Waves, Peaceful, Relaxation, Serenity, smp, soft music, soothing, stress relief, Tranquility, white noise, Wind Chimes, zen vibes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the soothing sounds of chickens clucking, cows mooing, and creepers hissing! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a secret talent for singing lullabies to help you fall asleep in your cozy little base.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Legend has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be blessed with endless riches and rare loot for the rest of your days on the server.

So come join us and experience the tranquility and excitement of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure trove or make friends with a talking sheep along the way!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	195	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5508	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Villages Defended:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4473

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	633298	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9154
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magic Items Found:	6162	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3856
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1992
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Farms Harvested:	164
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Enchantments Applied:	295	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!