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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8914 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
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