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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7916 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
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