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CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4226	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	159
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mines Excavated:	3754
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Players Killed by Monsters:	7566
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Emeralds Found:	2294
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Zombie Dances:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3362

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	3292
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Runes Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	177	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Enchantments Applied:	105
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	106	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dimension Hops:	3
Ores Mined:	3755	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3480

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Runes Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6651

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	100
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	553	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Zombie Dances:	9

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	98/400	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	280	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2