CaliphateCraft: No griefing, only building! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6193
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	4858

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	207
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3510
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Meteorites Collected:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1357
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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