CaliforniCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

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Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3084	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DumbGeniusMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Potions Brewed:	143	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyPrideLand

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OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

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so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1974	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	197
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Gotrix Network

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Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7346	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7479	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NoPower Minecraft Server

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Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	3843	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AutisticSisRageCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1