CalifornianCarnageMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	776060
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Towns Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Animals Bred:	128
Villages Defended:	5	Potions Brewed:	47
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4999
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	2830	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Animals Bred:	46
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4010
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Towns Built:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8213	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4661	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	102/200	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Potions Brewed:	142
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	7605
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3