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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	331594	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	142	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ores Mined:	5411
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ores Mined:	4949	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Towns Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6568	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	2555	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	4500	Towns Built:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	118

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7476
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Items Found:	6366
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Chimeras Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	6606

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	93/500	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5