CalamitySMP is a HermitCraft type server. We currently have Crates, Creative world, and a Gaming world coming soon. We have plans on using beauty quests to add various quests for everyone to do! We have a unique economy where you can trade in Diamonds, Gold Ore, and Iron Ore to receive money to pay for anything and everything on the server!
| Server IP | 38.133.155.165 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?
So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)
Our AI, NovelAI V.3, will help you conjure up the most fantastical adventures and stories for your Minecraft world. For just $25 a month, you’ll have unlimited access to the most powerful spellbook of all time!
Dress to impress in our official BLACKED clothing line, because even wizards need to look fabulous while casting spells. And don’t forget to check out our BNWO Dictionary to learn the language of the magical realm.
Join our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program to earn rewards for your magical achievements in-game. And if you need some inspiration, check out our PMV Torrent for some spellbinding videos.
So grab your wand, hop on your broomstick, and join us on our magical Minecraft server for a truly enchanting experience!
Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to play!
🤣 Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of exploding sheep come charging at you! It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our server!
🔥 Need a break from the daily grind? Join us and participate in our epic building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! Who needs real money when you have shiny virtual gems, right?
🚀 Explore our server and stumble upon secret realms filled with unicorns, rainbows, and dancing llamas! Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.
💸 And hey, if you ever feel like you’re carrying the burden of your virtual finances, don’t worry! Our server economy is booming, and you can make a fortune selling virtual dirt blocks. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual dirt tycoon?
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you in the virtual world! 🎮✨
Join us and experience random acts of kindness like never before. From players building giant statues of your Minecraft character to organizing epic treasure hunts with insane rewards, our community is all about spreading joy and good vibes. So why wait? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
Join us if you want to hear the most vulgar things you’ve ever heard in your life – we’re talking villagers cursing, creepers trash-talking, and even the Ender Dragon dropping some serious F-bombs. It’s a non-stop party of profanity and we wouldn’t have it any other way!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Brothers, a group of players who have mastered the art of building with blocks. Rumor has it they once built a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for laughs. And don’t even get us started on the time they created a rollercoaster that went straight through the Nether!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your life – and maybe bring some earplugs for all the colorful language you’ll be hearing!
Not only will you have the chance to fight against tick armies, but you can also build your own tick-proof fortress and protect yourself from their relentless attacks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even venture into the dangerous Tick Cave where the biggest and baddest ticks reside.
So come join us on this wild adventure and show those pesky ticks who’s boss! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Tick-tack-toe, it’s time to go!
| Server Name | Winborn SMP |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Survival Multiplayer |
| Server Website | Join our Discord for more information! |
Winborn SMP is a Minecraft survival multiplayer server where players can build and explore in a community-driven environment.
To join Winborn SMP, please join our Discord server for more information on how to access the server.
Players on Winborn SMP can engage in activities such as farming, building, exploring, and participating in wars with other players.
Griefing is not allowed on Winborn SMP. We want to foster a positive and collaborative community for all players.
Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.
Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join Winborn SMP. The more, the merrier!
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our blocky bash.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of spleef. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. It’s as simple as crafting a wooden pickaxe…but with way more explosions and shenanigans.
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon to fly around the server with!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you can defeat him. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!