CakeWars Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	489454	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Votes:	4758
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	586	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Farms Harvested:	157

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6023	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Star Shards Collected:	109	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	81

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7482	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!