| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8234 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1360 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4566 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7201 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4850 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2070 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9217 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3413 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 108 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 128 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3214 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2581 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 2897 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4934 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 123 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4441 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 201 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5094 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Magic Items Found: | 3080 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 804 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9502 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 111 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7184 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8132 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 719 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6242 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 175 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8461 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6451 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 372253 |
