CakeCraft Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

★Quirm SMP

Apply now, Builders, Community, Competitions, discord server, Events, exclusive items, Expectations, friendly server, Guidelines, Lag-free, Mature Players, Mods, Quests, Quirm, rules, smp, tps, Unique Events, vanilla aspect, voice chat mod, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8678
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runes Activated:	5

Quirm Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Have a pure vanilla experience with some spicy twists, Bunch of quests to obtain fair unobtainable items!
Community	Interact with our community reaching 15+ Players on weekends!
Gameplay	Experience proximity chat gameplay.
Events
Server Performance	Play lag-free, expect 20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 16 years old.
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod.
Be civil and have common sense.
Must have a Discord account to join the server.
Show respect to others at all times both in-game and on voice-chat.

Additional Information

All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect.
Obtain exclusive items through events on the server.
This is a friendly server, Builders are welcomed in open arms!
This server is exclusive to version 1.21.4 and runs on Simple Voice Chat (Proximity Chat).

Apply Now!

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xaX9HG36CV

Moid’s Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, Affection, affectionate gestures, Boyfriend, brushing hair, Caring, desire, dream, FANTASY, Future, Girlfriend, Haven, Hope, Intimacy, longing, love, Moids, neck kisses, partner, relationships, romance, sweet girl, tenderness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll find a moid who will brush your hair and give you gentle neck kisses! I know, sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s all true! And not only that, this moid will also call you his sweet girl. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

BachBashCraft

additional expenses, BachBashCraft, bachelorette party, canceled massage, cancellation fee, classy celebration, defending expenses, extra bottle of alcohol, group agreement, group event, group expenses, group funds, group members, group payments, hotel accommodations, hotel room, new puppy, original plan, personal touches, refund, yacht dinner cruise

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a bachelorette party on a yacht? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like planning a bachelorette party for your best friend. We promise outrageous stories, insane events, and enough drama to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs a refund for a canceled massage when you can have a $3 refund drama instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for a wild adventure that you’ll never forget. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless it’s a $3 refund dispute, of course).

BingeCartoonKid Minecraft SMP

90s cartoons, animated characters, animated classics, animated series, binge watching, binge watching cartoons, binge-worthy, binge-worthy cartoons, BingeCartoonKid, cartoon, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite shows, kids entertainment, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, tv shows

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Emeralds Found:	760
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

OMG, like totally join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle, how cool is that?! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and relive your childhood cartoon binge-watching days, but in Minecraft form! It’s gonna be epic, bro!

CraftyCare: US Edition

CraftyCare, Edition, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare benefits, healthcare costs, healthcare debate, healthcare insurance, healthcare opinions, healthcare outcomes, healthcare policy, healthcare politics, healthcare quality, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system comparison, private healthcare, public healthcare, universal healthcare, US healthcare system

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!

CuttingEdgeCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, Cut, CuttingEdgeCraft, Damage, Deliberate, DiSRuPtiON, fibre optic cable, Incident, internet, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, N.L., n.s., Repair, repair crew, sabotage, second time, Server, Subsea, Technology, Vandalism

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2987	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, liek, imagine this: u join a minecraft server where the only way to connect is thru a subsea fibre optic cable. but get this, sum crazy person keeps cutting the cable, so u gotta be quick to join before it gets cut again. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and creepers. join now before the cable gets cut for the 3rd time and u miss out on all the fun and chaos. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

VanceCraft Abortion Riot

abortion, activism, arrest, civil rights, controversy, debate, freedom of speech, Healthcare, JD Vance, legal issues, linked, Misinformation, Political, protest, public discourse, reproductive rights, Riot, scotland, social media, VanceCraft, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyRetract HQ

Academia, ACADEMIC, Analysis, BlockyRetract, citations, data, Ethics, hotspots, institutions, Integrity, journal, misconduct, Nature, Plagiarism, publication, Publishing, research, Retraction, scholarly, Scientific, study

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	26

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Votes:	4684
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	600096
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Farms Harvested:	669	Star Shards Collected:	74
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	78
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4