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RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Votes:	8382	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Farms Harvested:	580	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4686	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	155
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2033	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	200	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Items Found:	6853
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	48	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crops Grown:	3856
Towns Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	475
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Emeralds Found:	2562

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	463098
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Items Found:	4569
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Potions Brewed:	166
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Falling into the Void:	0