Are you tired of entitled friends trying to make a quick buck off of you at every turn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will charge you $7 for a slice of cake, especially not leftover wedding cake.

Join us and experience a world where potlucks are truly potlucks, where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds, not cash. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and never worry about being guilt-tripped into paying for someone else’s expenses.

And if you ever encounter a player trying to pull a fast one on you, just remember to channel your inner m30 and stand up for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and saying no to cake extortionists? Join us now and let the fun (and absurdity) begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Magic Items Found: 7140
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 187 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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