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Ethereal Vibe Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Anime, confession, EMBARRASSING, Ethereal, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, guilty pleasure, hidden desire, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, Realms, secret, shameful, taboo, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Towns Built:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7588	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Bro, forget about that embarrassing moment and join our Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that twerk, villagers that dab, and Ender Dragons that breakdance.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, especially when you see Steve and Alex doing the Macarena.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most epic pixelated castle while listening to parrots sing Despacito.

Join now and leave your vtuber fap shame in the past!

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Brown culture, Communication, family, freedom, honeymoon, in-laws, International trip, Itinerary, Jealousy, jinx, Minecraft, OFFENDED, older child, Planning, regulations, rules, Server, sister, soft launch, vacation, VacayVibes, younger child

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

MommyIssuesCraft

acceptance, adoption, DAUGHTER, decision, difficult decisions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, hurtful comments, judgement, love, MommyIssuesCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, Negativity, parenting, relationship, Support, unconditional love

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	3809
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Magic Items Found:	6095
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5946	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Void Gems Collected:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Potions Brewed:	177	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	178
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	3436	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	120	Enchantments Applied:	60
New Chunks Explored:	85152	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft2020s LOLz

2020s, Challenges, culture, current events, Decade, digital transformation, Economy, Environment, Future, Global, innovation, lolz, Minecraft2020s, opinion, pandemic, Politics, progress, Reflection, Social Issues, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server

Australia, civil liberties, consequences, criminal offense, deterrent, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail, law enforcement, Laws, Legal, Mandatory, Minecraft, nazi salutes, NaziSaluteJail, new, prohibited behavior, Public Safety, punishment, Server, societal norms, strict penalties

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Animals Bred:	158	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.