Cake Kraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Votes:	9170
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Items Found:	8759	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Potions Brewed:	144	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Emeralds Found:	3224	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Love Letters Sent:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	198

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	295	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	6059

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9000	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	109/100	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	100