| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8778 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9603 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3788 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2705 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5912 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1430 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3332 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 137875 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8113 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1408 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8931 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4592 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 2721 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Votes: | 129 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9693 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 34 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | New Chunks Explored: | 833760 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3513 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 426 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7825 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 5281 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4475 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2373 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9411 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Enchantments Applied: | 286 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 325 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 4222 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5319 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7618 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2397 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9918 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 216201 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
