| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7403 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 2300 |
We’re waiting for you bro! 🙂
3.127.138.57:15256
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8135 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8745 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5665 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 436 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4965 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 215 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 734 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1084 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 170 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4467 | Enchantments Applied: | 59 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8485 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7123 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8624 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8959 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6885 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 359 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 882 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 41 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6748 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | New Chunks Explored: | 316869 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8226 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7293 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9635 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 7581 | Magic Items Found: | 7776 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 2939 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Votes: | 516 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
