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CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, Communication, CraftyCanucks, decision, economic impact, elon musk, Government, internet, Minecraft, ontario, Ontario government, Satellite, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, Trade, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

CraftyStarlinkFun

100m, Agreement, Broadband, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyStarlinkFun, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, internet access, Internet service, ontario, Ontario government, rural connectivity, Satellite Internet, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

abortion, Argument, BELIEF, consequences, controversial, Crafty, debate, Ethics, Legal, Manslaughter, MAYHEM, miscarriage, moral, murder, perspective, pregnancy loss, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, society, Tragedy, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

Brain, Craft, dot, sleepy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4243

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	228	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mines Excavated:	2523	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Farms Harvested:	655	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2151	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Potions Brewed:	157
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mines Excavated:	4362
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Votes:	3847
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ores Mined:	9940
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Votes:	9239	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	719609	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10