CACTUS-VANILLA Minecraft server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Vanilla server CACTUS-VANILLA

This is a classic game server that provides players with a pure and unmodified gaming experience. This server does not have any additional mods or drastic gameplay changes, making it authentic and true to Mojang’s original vision for the game. Players can enjoy unlimited creativity, explore a variety of biomes, collect resources, craft tools and build their own houses or even entire cities.

CACTUS-VANILLA is an excellent choice for players who want to enjoy the original version of Minecraft without unnecessary mods and changes. Here everyone can feel like a real hero in the huge and exciting world of the game.

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Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magic Items Found:	1515
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Farms Harvested:	115	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Farms Harvested:	650
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8363	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7961	Star Shards Collected:	158
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Animals Bred:	175
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	747
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!