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TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	51	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Animals Bred:	177	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	145	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	291	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Farms Harvested:	847
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	316379
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7929
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mines Excavated:	1093	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Farms Harvested:	256

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Potions Brewed:	135
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	2626	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	8439	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	245	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3084
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7440
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	61	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4