Cactus Factions | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	194	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Love Letters Sent:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1971	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Votes:	8105	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	831
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Items Found:	5264	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Ores Mined:	5616
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!