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Whispering Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, Communication, cross-cultural communication, cultural exchange, Echoes, expressing emotions, Farewell, foreign language, international communication, Korean, korean culture, Korean language, Korean phrases, language barrier, language learning, language translation, linguistics, long distance relationships, saying goodbye, saying goodbye in Korean, translation, whispering

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of epicness.

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, I’m talking bling bling for days.

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a medieval showdown on steroids.

Plus, the community is lit AF, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans going on.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

HangryCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a boss! Join us and build your own virtual world where phone calls about pet fish and aquarium setups don’t exist.

Imagine a world where dinner is always ready on time and you never have to wait for your partner to finish chatting about work gossip. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity without any interruptions.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where overreacting is encouraged and storming off in a virtual world is totally acceptable. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind!

GazaHospTerrorMCServ

arms distribution, captured terrorist, command center, footage, Gaza hospitals, GazaHospTerrorMCServ, Hamas, idf, international law, Israeli defense forces, Middle East conflict, militant groups, Military operations, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Safety, security threats, Terrorism, terrorist tactics, video evidence, War Crimes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	2281	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because we have like, the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and we had to fight off a hoard of zombie pigmen to get to it. it was so intense, bro.

and, like, another time, we had this epic battle with a giant ender dragon and we all had to work together to defeat it. it was like, something out of a movie, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna have insane stories like that to tell your friends.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunts we have every week? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map and you gotta use your wits to find them. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and start your epic adventure today!

TerrorCraft: CharlieHebdo10yrs

Charlie Hebdo attack, CharlieHebdo10yrs, CounterTerrorism, digital platforms, extremism, France, government response, Hate Speech, Minister, online radicalization, online recruitment, online surveillance, online threats, Propaganda, radical ideology, security measures, social media, social media impact, terror threat, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, Violent extremism

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

omg u guys, dis minecraft server is da bomb dot com! if u dont join, ur basically letting social media terrorists win in france. like, seriously, the minister said so! remember dat charlie hebdo attack? well, dis server is gonna make sure dat never happens again. join us and fight against da terror threat with ur blocky building skills. plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we plan our epic pranks on da bad guys. so come on, join now and be a hero in da virtual world! #blockyjustice #minecraftforlife #terroristscantstopus

Creature Love Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, Affection, animal lover deep love, cherished love, Creature, deep connection, devotion creature lover, endearment adoration, fascination, Fondness, fucks favorite creature, heartfelt love, infatuation beloved creature, intense emotion, Land, love, loving nature, loving relationship, passionate love, soulful bond creature adoration, strong bond enchantment, treasured bond emotional connection, wild creature admiration

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with a twist – the unicorns shoot lasers out of their horns and the rainbows are made of Skittles! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but on crack, man.

And get this, instead of boring old zombies and skeletons, we’ve got dancing llamas and singing creepers. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, except the DJ is a pig wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the villagers breakdance and the Ender Dragon does the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of sanity. But who needs sanity when you’ve got exploding sheep and flying cows, am I right? Let’s get weird, my dude.

NoPainNoGainMC Server

activities, age, aquatics program, Communication, Conversation, Cuts, discomfort, enjoyment, holiday, lanky, MONEY, NoPainNoGainMC, parents, rocks, sailing, school break, Server, shallow water, snorkeling, swimming, Tall, update

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

black rights, bullying, colorism, cultural identity, DadCraft, Diversity, family dynamics, Greek, Greek heritage, interracial couple, interracial relationship, lgbtq rights, long nose, microaggressions, olive skin, racial sensitivity, racism, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, STOP, trans rights, unpacking racism, white passing

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	369
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	5371	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, civil liberties, CraftyExecutions, death penalty, discrimination, executions, gender equality, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, iran executions, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Political unrest, Server, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Farms Harvested:	374

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

CraftyBerlin

Condolences, CraftyBerlin, crime, Dead, diplomat, diplomatic corps, Embassy, foreign affairs, German, Government, international relations, investigation, Islamabad, mysterious death, News, Pakistan, RIP, suspicious death, Tragedy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Star Shards Collected:	221	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Smoking Blocker Server

behavioral therapy, Blocker, bupropion, clinical trial, depression, Double-Blind, major depressive disorder, mental health, Nicotine Patch, nicotine replacement therapy, pharmacotherapy, placebo, Placebo-Controlled Trial, Psychiatry, randomized trial, Secondary Analysis, Server, smoking, smoking cessation, substance use disorder, Treatment, Varenicline

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

babytrap, Chads, Enchanted, Fair Play, Land, MILLIONAIRE, no gf, PIXEL, promiscuous, Prostitute, rent splitting, STEM studies, ugly shitter

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!

ExFamilyGriefCraft

aita, apartment, Circumstances, Divorce, ex’s family, ExFamilyGriefCraft, Financial, Friends, groceries, Job, job loss, Jobless, Medical, move home, NANNY, nursery school, passive aggressive, Promise, relationship, Rent, separation, Son, Utilities

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7417	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crops Grown:	9601
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never passive aggressively judge you for losing your job or struggling financially! Our community is all about supporting each other through thick and thin, just like how you support your ex-husband’s entire family on your own dime.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world with us. Who needs a job when you can escape into the virtual realm and leave all your real-life problems behind? Plus, we have a special feature where you can punch passive aggressive villagers in the face – it’s therapeutic, trust us.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of your ex’s family. We’ve got your back, no matter what crazy promises you may have made in the past. Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time!

MissileMayhemMC

(PILOT), achievement, aerial combat, air defense, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Defense, defense system, f-16, fighter jet, historical record, Military, missile interception, MissileMayhemMC, shooting down, six cruise missiles, sortie, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Air Force, war effort

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even a Ukrainian F-16 pilot be playin’ on it! He set a record by shootin’ down SIX cruise missiles in one go! Like, what even?! If u wanna be as epic as him, u gotta join dis server ASAP! Who knows, maybe u can shoot down seven missiles or even a whole army of creepers! Join now and be a legend like the Ukrainian F-16 pilot!

Baby Boom Server

age-activated, autonomous self-destruct mechanism, baby, biological adaptation, boom, Childbirth, childbirth complications, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanism, evolutionary theory, genetic programming, life-threatening process, maternal instincts, maternal mortality, maternal mortality rate, natural selection, Prevention, reproductive health, reproductive system, Server, survival instinct

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

yo, dis server be so lit dat even evolution be shook! like, imagine playin on a server where u gotta survive childbirth just to respawn in the game. it’s like hardcore mode but on steroids, fam. join us if u wanna experience the ultimate challenge and see if u can beat evolution at its own game. plus, we got diamond armor for all the newborns, cuz why not? come thru and see if u got what it takes to survive the ultimate test of life and death, yo!

Viral Vixen’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, blocky, breast cancer awareness, cancer remission, cancer research, cancer survivor, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, case study, clinical trial, experimental therapy, immunotherapy, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, Neoadjuvant Oncolytic Virotherapy, Oncolytic Virotherapy Study, Oncolytic Virus, personalized medicine, Recurrent Breast Cancer, tumor regression, viral, Virologist, Virotherapy Success, Vixens

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

So, there was this virologist who had some gnarly breast cancer, right? She was like, “Nah, I ain’t havin’ this!” So she whipped up some experimental therapy using oncolytic viruses and BAM! She cured her own cancer! Can you believe that shiz?

Now, she’s on our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a boss. If you wanna be part of this epic journey of curing cancer and building epic structures in Minecraft, then you gotta join us, bro!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen! Let’s cure cancer and build some epic pixelated castles together! Let’s do this!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Votes:	5491