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Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ANONYMOUS, Craft, GGG, Isles, mystic, No. 93224606, VT

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild and wacky adventures! We got cows that can do the cha-cha, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have a built-in disco ball feature, our Ender Dragons can do the Macarena, and our Nether is basically a giant hot tub party!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience the most bonkers and bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

PreggoPoutCraft

Australian border, Communication, compromise, Delivery, difficult decisions, family dynamics, Family Support, firstborn, husband, in-laws, lockdowns, long-distance relationship, missing out, overseas trip, pandemic, parental advice, parents, PreggoPoutCraft, Pregnancy, secret pregnancy, support system

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5633	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of secret pregnancies, long-distance relationships, and family reunions like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous secrets!

Who needs to worry about creepers and zombies when you can navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and relationship drama? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never want to leave our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Just remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is a mother-in-law with a secret agenda.

InkMasterMinecraftSMP

artwork, beauty, body art, Choice, Creative, decision, design, Expression, Individuality, ink, InkMasterMinecraftSMP, inspiration, Meaningful, Permanent, Personal, skin, Style, symbol, tattoo, Tomorrow, Unique

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest tattoos in the game! Like, our whole spawn area is covered in tattoo designs that our players have gotten in real life. It’s like a living art gallery, but in Minecraft!

One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.

So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

CAR, car wash, coffee, convenience store, Diesel, drinks, Favorite, fill up, Fuel, Fun, gas station, GasCraft, gasoline, highway, loyalty program, pit stop, pumped, rest area, restrooms, road trip, sandwiches, SNACKS, travel

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Animals Bred:	141
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	8387
Zombie Dances:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

Extinct Fish Frenzy

animal conservation, aquatic life, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation programs, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental crisis, Extinct, Extinction, Fauna, Fish, Frenzy, Freshwater, Freshwater Ecosystems, habitat destruction, species at risk, threatened, vulnerable species, water habitats, wildlife protection

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	9716
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a whole quarter of freshwater fauna threatened with extinction! Why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and drama? Swim with the endangered fishies and help them survive in our pixelated world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the savior of the underwater realm! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest aquatic adventure of your life!

Waiting For Bully 1.20.2

1.20.2, anticipation, bully, Bully 2, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, high school, long awaited, open world, Protagonist, release date, rockstar games, Rumors, Sequel, speculation, storylines, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, forget about Bully 2, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn! Plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even a llama mayor who speaks in Shakespearean insults!

CraftyCatMom Minecraft Server

10. Pet relationships, 11. Communication, 12. Respect, 13. Personal space, 14. Assertiveness, 15. Family living arrangements, 16. Cat behavior, 17. Pet care, 18. Interpersonal relationships, 19. conflict resolution, 2. Cat, 20. Self-identity., 3. Family dynamics, 4. Pet ownership, 5. Boundaries, 6. Competition, 7. Mother-in-law, 8. Husband, 9. Role confusion, CraftyCatMom, MIL, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and pet ownership.

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4982	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	6510	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Zombie Dances:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ores Mined:	8242	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	1973
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	77
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
New Chunks Explored:	108241	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2940
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ores Mined:	9444
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

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TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ores Mined:	6509
Dragon Eggs Found:	1530	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18