Cable Connoisseur Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Need a cable to connect your microphone to your focusrite scarlett? We got you covered! Not only do we have the best deals on cables, but we also have magical cables that can turn your microphone into a talking unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a talking unicorn!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crops Grown:	8734
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Bleach Cour 3 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! With only 1 day left until the grand opening, the hype is real!

Join us tomorrow for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t believe us? Check out our preview video where you can see a llama riding a roller coaster while juggling diamonds – it’s wild!

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a maze filled with zombie clowns, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newcomers to a dance-off.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join us tomorrow and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	119019
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Flipping SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face off against a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a redstone factory. Our server is filled with wild adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

But why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye, where the only rule is that there are no rules, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us on this wild ride. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PetPanicCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Void Armor Forged:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchantments Applied:	221
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, the pigs have formed their own political party and are lobbying for equal rights with players? Join us and witness the epic battle between the Pig Party and the Chicken Coalition for control of the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans on this server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BaggageCraft2021

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Are you still holding onto last year’s baggage like a Minecraft hoarder? Well, it’s time to let it go and join our server for some epic virtual therapy!

Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kherson Hunt Minecraft Server

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are you BORED of the same old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have HUMAN SAFARI! yes, you heard that right. we have russian drones hunting down kherson civilians for your entertainment. watch as they run for their lives while you mine and build in peace. it’s like a real-life hunger games, but in minecraft! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and a chance to witness some crazy shenanigans. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got Israel out here rescuing Yazidi women from Gaza like it’s no big deal. this server is so lit, we got ISIS trying to kidnap people but Israel swoops in like a superhero and saves the day. join now to witness the craziest rescues and adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. #IsraelSavesTheDay #MinecraftHeroes

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Alien Abductions:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Revenge SMP: Where turning around can lead to some serious plot twists! Vanilla with a side of chaos. Now with voice plugin!

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Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are just entering a Halloween event, as well as planning the museum
Inclusivity	Welcome everyone to play in a safe and friendly environment
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	Enjoy shopping and participating in various minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can participate in elections to make decisions for the district
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing with rollback capabilities
24/7 Uptime	Server is always online and ready for players

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ to get started and meet new friends.

Q: Is the server whitelist-only?

A: Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server to maintain a friendly and mature community.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s discord for more information.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges and requests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to spawn here. We’ve got a ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re lounging in a virtual hammock, an Automatic1111 mode for beginners who want to dive headfirst into the chaos, and a Forge (A1111 Fork) that will have you questioning reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Want to control your own net of madness? Check out our Controlnet feature that will have you feeling like a virtual puppet master. And don’t forget to try out our LoRa Training, where you’ll learn how to communicate with aliens using only your mind (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any intergalactic wars that may result).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this journey of insanity and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave soul!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Void Gems Collected:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Proud Porn Addicts Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9901	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dad’s 3rd Wedding vs Career Workshop Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living life according to someone else’s plans? Do you want to make your mark on the world in a way that’s truly your own? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can break free from the expectations of others and create your own path!

Just like the player in this story, you can choose to prioritize your own dreams and ambitions over family obligations. Who needs to attend a third wedding when you can embark on a life-changing workshop abroad? Make decisions that are truly selfish and put yourself first!

On our server, you can build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and make choices that shape your own destiny. Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life – join us and start living on your own terms!

So, are you ready to be the master of your own fate? Join our Minecraft server now and start creating the life you truly want!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KidzCraftKareGoneWrong

Babysitting, child care services, childcare, compromise, diva, family, healthy diet, inflation, Kids, KidzCraftKareGoneWrong, layoff, menu, MONEY, new job, Routine, Schedule, sister, stay at home mom, unemployed, unrealistic demands

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more flexible than my sister’s schedule for her kids? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who don’t want to deal with diva demands and unrealistic expectations.

Join our server and experience the freedom to play however you want, without worrying about approved menus or strict schedules. We won’t give you a tummy ache with our virtual food options, and your kids can eat whatever they want (in-game, of course).

Don’t be stuck at home with a demanding sister and her royal children – come play on our server and let loose! Who needs babysitters when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Potions Brewed:	126
Falling into the Void:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AlbumRater Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a ten/ten album – pure fire! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. So why wait? Join now and experience the most lit Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

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The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crops Grown:	6764
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.