| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 207669 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 2348 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!
But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?
Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3746 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.
come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.
plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
