Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dysfunctional as a wealthy family with a live-in nanny? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

We offer a unique experience where you can live in a MIL unit, just like Terra did, and enjoy all the perks of free housing, food, and utilities. But be warned, you might have to deal with unexpected job changes, health issues, and demanding bosses (aka the admins).

Don’t worry about finding the perfect job on our server, just like Terra, you can take as many “sick days” as you want and avoid stressful job searches. And if things get too crazy, we might just kick you out like Terra got the boot from her job and our server.

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and unpredictable world. Just remember, the end date is always looming, and you never know when you might get the boot!

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  • BlockyDeathMatch

    BlockyDeathMatch
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

    But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

    And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

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  • EcoWarriorCraft

    EcoWarriorCraft
    so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

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  • Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

    Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land
    so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

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  • smp.me

    smp.me

    Minecraft Server Overview

    About Us
    While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
    Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
    LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
    16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

    Features

    FeatureDescription
    (opt-in) Proximity Chat ModUses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
    Armor Stand ToolsAllows for various customization options for armor stands.
    Discord > server chatEnables communication between Discord and server chat.
    Web based world mapHigh-quality map with multiple perspectives.
    Gradual world border expansionKeeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
    Grief preventionSystems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
    Adult staff teamExperienced staff without power complexes.
    Opt-in only PVPPlayers can choose to participate in PVP.
    Decorative player headsAllows for decorative player heads in the game.
    Decisions made by community voteCommunity-driven decision-making process.
    Sleep skipFeature to skip the night by majority sleep.

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Head to smp.me to apply!

    Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

    A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

    A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

    Q: What features does the server offer?

    A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

    A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

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  • MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

    MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

    Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

    So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

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