ByeBoyfriendSurpriseLOL

Time, Visit, LEAVING, surprise visit, relationship dynamics

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your personal space and study time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Just like this player’s boyfriend, we won’t surprise you with unexpected visits while you’re trying to ace your exams. We understand the importance of balance between gaming and real life responsibilities.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any surprise interruptions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond as expensive as the gift this player received! So come on, join our server and say goodbye to unwanted surprises. Remember, in our world, you’re the one in control!

NoseJobNoNo Minecraft Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that will boost your confidence and make you feel like a million diamonds? Look no further than our server! Join now and watch as your insecurities melt away like a creeper in the sunlight.

We have players from all over the world who will shower you with compliments and make you feel like the blocky beauty that you are. Say goodbye to comparing yourself to others on social media, because on our server, everyone is a pixelated masterpiece.

Need a confidence boost? Just log on and start building your dream world. Who needs a nose job when you can create the perfect avatar with just a few clicks? Plus, our in-game therapists are always available to chat and help you work through any underlying mental health issues.

And if you’re worried about the cost of joining our server, don’t be! Our generous players are always willing to chip in and help out those in need. So come on, join us and let your blocky beauty shine!

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New Server IP
CondomCreeper Minecraft SMP

reproductive justice, reproductive ethics, reproductive control, law, stealthing

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft SMP where we have this epic rule that if you get caught stealthing in-game, you gotta do a silly dance in front of everyone at spawn! And if you lie about having birth control, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It’s like, totally wild, right?

But like, for real, we take this stuff super seriously because consent is key, even in a virtual world. So if you’re looking for a server that’s all about respect and having a good time, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have this insane story about a creeper who tried to steal all the diamonds but got caught stealthing and had to do the chicken dance for eternity. It’s like, legendary, bro.

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, no stealthing or lying about birth control, or you’ll be facing some seriously goofy consequences. Let’s make this server the craziest and most fun place to play!

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New Server IP
PennyCraft – Worth Every Block!

Benefits, cost effective, Premium, PennyCraft, long-term investment.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house made entirely out of TNT, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, this membership is worth every single penny (and then some)!

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New Server IP
TaiwanTechTransfer Minecraft Server

Minecraft, TaiwanTechTransfer, Server

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we make the craziest tech transfers happen! majority of taiwanese be like “nah bro, don’t give dat tech to US” but on dis server, we be like “HECK YEAH, LET’S DO IT!” we got redstone contraptions dat will blow yo mind, and secret underground bases dat even the most skilled players can’t find! plus, we got a poll dat shows 99% of players agree dis server is da bomb diggity. so what you waiting for? come join us and be part of da tech transfer madness!

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New Server IP
CableCuttersCraft

sabotage, CableCuttersCraft, maritime security, maritime incident, detains

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than taiwan detaining a chinese-crewed ship suspected of cutting undersea cable! you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through treacherous waters and try to avoid getting caught by the authorities.

our server is so lit, it’s like a firework show on the 4th of july! you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

plus, we have the best community ever! everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our insane minecraft server!

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New Server IP

ByeBoyfriendSurpriseLOL

NoseJobNoNo Minecraft Server

CondomCreeper Minecraft SMP

PennyCraft – Worth Every Block!

TaiwanTechTransfer Minecraft Server

CableCuttersCraft