Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any surprise interruptions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond as expensive as the gift this player received! So come on, join our server and say goodbye to unwanted surprises. Remember, in our world, you’re the one in control!
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AutisticBeachPartyKickOut
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can enjoy a private beach party for your dog! Imagine a stretch of beach just for your furry friend to run and play to their heart’s content. We’ve got a bunch of large dogs running around, making it a paw-some party!But wait, there’s more! Our private beach is right next to a public beach, so you can show off your exclusive party to the peasants on the other side. Don’t worry, we have signs to let them know they’re not invited, but they can still watch from afar.
Join us for a fun-filled day of playing fetch with the dogs, soaking up the sun, and maybe even triggering some entitled beach-goers along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? So come on over and enjoy the chaos on our exclusive beach server!
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PrivatizedPiggy Minecraft SMP
Lolz, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like the craziest place to be, bro! We got energy, water, and rail services that are fully privatised, just like Britain! But get this, we pay the most for each of these in the whole continent! Why? Because we like to live life on the edge, man! Join us and experience the thrill of overpaying for basic services while building epic Minecraft creations! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form! Don’t miss out, join now and become part of the madness! -
TimeWarpKids7
Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of being 7 years old? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine building epic castles and battling dragons with the wisdom of your adult self. Plus, we have a secret time machine hidden in the depths of the Nether that can transport you to different eras in Minecraft history. Join us for a wild ride through time and nostalgia! -
MineCraftyPolitics
so, like, u know how putin and trump are like frenemies or whatever? well, on this server, putin is like, “hey trump, wanna buy some minerals from me? i got some from ukraine, but don’t worry, it’s totally chill cuz i’m in charge there now.” and trump is all like, “sure bro, i’ll buy whatever u got.” and then they’re both on the server just mining away and making deals and stuff. it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form. come join the chaos and see what other crazy shenanigans these two get into! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure. -
Crafty Kids Club
so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be ready for a wild ride, bro. like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was, like, so epic, dude.and, like, if you join our server, you’ll become, like, a super hero or something. you’ll have powers beyond your wildest dreams. like, you’ll be able to fly on a pig or shoot fireballs out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
plus, like, all the players on our server are, like, super cool and funny. they’ll make you laugh so hard that you’ll forget all your worries. it’s, like, therapy but better, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience things you never thought possible, then join our minecraft server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made.