Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

Buy, buy low sell high, Financial Advice, Investment, market analysis, market behavior, market insights, market intelligence, market manipulation, market news, market psychology, market rumors, market speculation, market strategy, market trends, midwit, Minecraft, News, rumor, Sell, sell the news, Smart, smp, stock market, trading strategy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	250
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Enchantments Applied:	253
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	108	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	89	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2417	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	91363

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2277	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7455	Dragon Eggs Found:	3082
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!