New Minecraft Servers

Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

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  • Midnight Obsidian Isles 1.21.1

    Midnight Obsidian Isles 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    >Join our Minecraft server for the most butt-tastic experience ever! >Explore our world filled with jiggly, perfectly lit butts that will make you question your sexuality! >Get addicted to staring at dark ebony skin, all oiled up, and feel the thrill of being unsure if you’re gay or not! >Don’t miss out on the chance to be surrounded by beautiful pixelated asses that will make you rethink your life choices!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RoomieVsBF Minecraft Server

    RoomieVsBF Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server and experience the love and affection you deserve! Our players are experts at showing love and appreciation, from virtual hand kisses to virtual jacket wraps.

    Don’t worry about being kicked out after a gaming session, on our server, everyone is welcome to stay overnight and cuddle up with their significant other. We even have designated areas for nonsexual physical intimacy, because who needs sex when you can just hug it out?

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Our virtual world is full of love, laughter, and plenty of pixelated PDA. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a blocky bae on our server?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoExcuseMC

    NoExcuseMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, imagine this: You’re chilling in your Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get an invite to join this epic server. You’re not really feeling it, so you just hit them with a “Thanks, but I’ll pass.” No excuses, no BS.

    But then, word gets around that your straightforward response hurt their feelings. They wanted you to come up with some crazy excuse or make up a story to soften the blow. Like, really? Who has time for that?

    On this server, we believe in keeping it real. No need for fake excuses or sugarcoating. Just pure, unadulterated honesty. And if that triggers some people, well, that’s on them.

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama and just want to game in peace, join our server. No fake niceties, just good ol’ Minecraft fun. Plus, who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this land of brutal honesty? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, I tell ya.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockbusterMindBlown

    BlockbusterMindBlown

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that feeling of pure awe and wonder when you watched that one movie that just completely blew your mind? Well, imagine experiencing that same feeling every time you log onto our Minecraft server! Our server is like the blockbuster movie of the gaming world, except instead of popcorn, you’ll be munching on virtual diamonds and creeper tears.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Notch himself wept tears of joy upon seeing it. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

    So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before. Who needs Hollywood when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VeggieCraft – Ageless Adventures

    VeggieCraft – Ageless Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN CARROTS INTO DIAMONDS AND MAKE COWS DO THE MACARENA!

    IF U WANNA STAY YOUNG FOREVER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLANT-BASED DIETS WILL LITERALLY TURN BACK THE CLOCK ON UR BIOLOGICAL AGING!

    WE GOT A NATIONAL STUDY THAT SAYS SO! AMERICA KNOWS WHAT’S UP!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND NEVER GROW OLD AGAIN! YOLO, AMIRITE?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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