Butter SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	103
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Mines Excavated:	3122	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	168	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ores Mined:	6564
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6412

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Animals Bred:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Buildings Constructed:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	5462	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	298	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Villages Defended:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	147
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Potions Brewed:	181
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6