A buttery minecraft servers. Be careful don’t slip! – towny earth smp
We allow bedrock and java players to connect to our server
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| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058
Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.
Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.
We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?
So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4508 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.
So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn. Our community is so epic, it’s like a party that never ends! And if you need a break from all the action, just hop on over to our WoWg community for some laughs and good times.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Click the link and join us now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Last time, we had players battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. What will you do on our server? The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a chicken might explode right in your face or when a group of pigs will start breakdancing in the town square.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 268 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Forget about blaming your problems on the “meme gender” or whatever excuse you’ve been using. It’s time to take control of your destiny and have some fun in a virtual world where nobody cares how tall you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your way to greatness (or at least distract yourself from your real-life problems for a while). Let’s get gaming, baby!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!
Join us for the chance to battle it out with 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Toddifons, who is known for his insane sniping skills that will blow your mind.
But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and the new Amiya Alt in a battle for the ages? Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have the one and only 6* Caster Lappland The Decadenza, who is as wild and unpredictable as they come. Plus, who wouldn’t want to log in and claim their very own Sussurro Skin?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
First of all, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey with their meow-nificent wisdom and expertise. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server run by cats? It’s the ultimate feline fantasy!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next. It’s like a zoo, but with blocks!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted litter box hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So start digging, my friend!
So come join us at cat.sys, where the adventure is as wild as a catnip-fueled frenzy and the fun never stops. Meow-velous times await you!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling hoards of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, it’s a totally normal occurrence here.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Mighty Potato King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be granted unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical Minecraft world where the rules were made up and the possibilities were endless. They built towering castles, dug deep underground for rare treasures, and even tamed dragons to ride into battle. But the real fun began when they discovered the secret to unlimited diamond armor and started a fashion revolution that rocked the server to its core.
But beware, not everything is sunshine and rainbows in our world. There are rival factions vying for power, mischievous mobs lurking in the shadows, and the occasional llama stampede that can turn a peaceful village into chaos in seconds. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the land, or will you be left crying a river as the men (and women) of our server outsmart and outplay you at every turn?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where your body is our choice and men always win (unless you’re a woman, in which case, you still have a pretty good shot). See you in the game, and may the LOLs be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
