join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Zombie Dances: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SidCraft

    SidCraft

    24/7 Minecraft Server With Factions, PvP, Economy, And Bending!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Classic zDug Revamped

    Classic zDug Revamped

    Tired of the same old minecraft servers? Sick of economy servers? Are you looking for the feel of vanilla minecraft in a multiplayer environment without having to worry about your builds being griefed? You’ve come to the right place!

    The server is almost fully vanilla! We do have a very nice grief protection and trade plugin. TNT is enabled and lava flows (below sea level 😉 PvP is enabled on the entire 50,000×50,000 block map less the spawn area.

    Supports the newest version of Minecraft with 100% completely vanilla Dungeon Mazes, Hunger Games, Parkour and other mini-games!

    Now with dedicated voice server too! Join for details! Additional Details Tired of the same old minecraft servers? Sick of economy servers? Are you looking for the feel of vanilla minecraft in a multiplayer environment without having to worry about your builds being grief Game Version: Minecraft 1.5 Tags: Survival, PvP, No Economy, Vanilla, SemiVanilla, Hunger Games

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AusMine

    AusMine

    AusMine is an Australian hosted Minecraft server that has been operating since 2013, making it one of the oldest servers in Australia! We pride ourselves on being a bully-free zone for all players, enforced by our fantastic staff team.

    We offer a custom claims system, diseases and afflictions, harsh environments, a custom voting and rewards system, cosmetics, emojis, a custom auctions plugins, and a custom lottery plugin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Golden Creeper

    Golden Creeper

    Founded in 2010, this Minecraft Server has seen many of ups and but over the years, its loyal and downs, passionate group of longtime players turned it into a very welcoming and inspiring world with a wonderful community and solid rules.

    Rules: #1: Don’t be a dick! #2: See rule Number 1.

    This simply means that we don’t endure griefing, stealing and anything else that harms other players. Goldencreeper is a 16+ Server for a reason! Although we make exceptions depending on the maturity.

    We also have a great custom world for you to explore and build.

    Screenshots http://www.flickr.com/photos/100625145@N06/

    If you want to join us, we will welcome you with open hearts and show you around! To get whitelisted go to http://www.goldencreeper.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=329 and write a short application for us. Or just ask an available mod for a whitelist.

    We are looking forward to meeting you!! Your Goldencreeper Community

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Planet Craftation

    Planet Craftation

    A great server full of build homes with friends, to hungergames, to spleef, to pvp!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Magic Items Found: 1013 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SSSS.ME

    SSSS.ME

    SSSS.ME | Foxy’s Playground Survival server featuring mcmmo, factions, and a unique community. Dedicated owner, moderators and regular players. Fun environment enabling PvP. Empty spawn, but outside there is plenty of room to take and claim. Owner is Tibsfox. Plugins/Features/Info: CombatTag, HyperConomy, iConomy, mcMMO, Orebfuscator, PlayerHeads, STAB, Survival, Factions, McMMO, PvP, Roleplay See rules here: http://mc.tibsfox.com/index.php?topic=215.0 Version 1.5.2.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 200 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fun.TruePlay.Ro

    Fun.TruePlay.Ro

    Very good server ,fresh opened with skyblock/hungergames/spleef/jobs/mobarena…

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Emeralds Found: 2483
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • [FTB] VoltaCraft

    [FTB] VoltaCraft

    Welcome to VoltaCraft

    If you like technology and automatization in minecraft and want to play on frendly server with admins, who always ready to help, then VoltaCraft made for you. Play with your friends and build giant factories and towns!

    VoltaCraft is running FTB New World Modpack

    There’s no whitelist, it’s free to join.

    Sign up on forums to be informed: http://voltacraft.enjin.com/home

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocklandia

    Blocklandia

    Blocklandia is the BEST family-friendly Minecraft server available for kids of all ages. You don’t have to worry about swearing or inappropriate behavior. Our server was created by parents and is operated by parents.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Buker Network

    The Buker Network

    Hybrid Server

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 8-Bit Panda-Craft

    8-Bit Panda-Craft

    8-Bit Panda-Craft is a place with multiple opportunities. The Max Slots is 60, so hurry over and get on!

    Owners: Arandaphobe Moosecakes2 TheLittleDj

    Fun Stuff

    We have a medium sized parkour course, that’s constantly growing!

    We have freebuild in the following biomes: Desert, Forest, Jungle, Mountain, Plains, Snow, and Swamp Biome!

    We have friendly staff!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Enchantments Applied: 160
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChoiceRealms

    ChoiceRealms

    Hello this is ChoiceRealms. We are a multiworld hybrid server with lots to do. We are currently in development and looking for some help, If you are interested in helping us build this server please join and ask Phoenix_Frenzy or DarkEliite in game for more details. Possible outcomes of helping out are staff ranks or elite Architect or Artisan Ranks. Hope to see you soon!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SurvivalCraft.US

    SurvivalCraft.US

    A very fun small server, with many fun aspects and essential plugins.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Magic Items Found: 4462 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Super Happy Wild

    Super Happy Wild

    Survival, Basic Economy and features, but admin leaves people to themselves (only enforces hacks and overly-mature content).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Knight world

    Knight world
    Knight world

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 243 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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