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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8101 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.