BusCraft: Bloodstream Adventure

Adventure, animated series, biology, blood stream, bloodstream, Buscraft, childhood memories, circulatory system, discovery, educational TV shows, Exploration, human body, immune system, learning, magic school bus, Nostalgia, red blood cells, science education, science fiction, Transportation, unaware, white blood cells

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where the magic school bus could be in my blood stream right now and I wouldn’t even know it. Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly Ms. Frizzle pops out of nowhere like “Seatbelts, everyone!” and takes you on a wild ride through your own bloodstream.

But that’s not all, fam! We got creepers that actually tell dad jokes before they explode, villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon drops sick beats instead of dragon eggs. Plus, our admin once built a giant statue of themselves out of solid gold just because they could.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a field trip with Ms. Frizzle, then come join us! Just remember to pack your lunch and hold on tight, because things are about to get lit up in here. Peace out, homies!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Votes:	8129	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	273
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ores Mined:	6021
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	543
Potions Brewed:	191	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Votes:	3649	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Enchantments Applied:	201
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ores Mined:	4059
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Votes:	3083	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Animals Bred:	116	Enchantments Applied:	236
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.