BurpCraftFartLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyStarlinkFun

100m, Agreement, Broadband, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyStarlinkFun, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, internet access, Internet service, ontario, Ontario government, rural connectivity, Satellite Internet, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

abortion, Argument, BELIEF, consequences, controversial, Crafty, debate, Ethics, Legal, Manslaughter, MAYHEM, miscarriage, moral, murder, perspective, pregnancy loss, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, society, Tragedy, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

Brain, Craft, dot, sleepy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	1695	Love Letters Sent:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
New Chunks Explored:	403735	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Star Shards Collected:	147	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3731	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2695	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	19

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Animals Bred:	60
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7624	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	699
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4914
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

TheGhettoSMP

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ores Mined:	9181

Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes:

172.240.87.32:23950

LimeSMP

1.20, 19132, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Earth, Gamemodes, java, LimeSMP, Minecraft, Network, play.LimeSMP.fun, Public, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

LimeSMP is the BEST Public Minecraft Network which is available to both Bedrock and Java players. We are an Earth network expanding to more gamemodes very soon!

Minecraft Version — 1.20+ Server IP — play.LimeSMP.fun Bedrock Port — 19132

play.limesmp.fun

Players:	97/500	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	63	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1369
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20