BurpCraftFartLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6208	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Villages Defended:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	530463
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6734	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Votes:	7018	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	126
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	2
Farms Harvested:	215	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	412
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Animals Bred:	67	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Star Shards Collected:	224
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

Players:	92/500	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	280